Monthly Archives: March 2011

  Yesterday, Herkamer was still reeling from the startling wake up with pots and pans that he received from Gertrude. That along with a long list of chores always frustrated Herkamer, and he decided to take the day for relaxing. … Continue reading →

  Yesterday Herkamer was awakened at six thirty in the morning to the clanging of loud pots and pans on a Saturday. His first exposure to the day was a “honey do” list provided by his lovely wife Gertrude, and … Continue reading →

  Herkamer had barely opened his eyes on Saturday morning when he noticed “the list” hanging from the nightstand next to the bed. It was the list of lists the “honey-do list”, and Herkamer knew it’s required allegiance, it’s expected … Continue reading →

  Yesterday we left Gertrude and Herkamer within a heated discussion over a new found desire for new carpet. Gertrude felt that there was a great need for new flooring, and although Herkamer experienced a very bad day, she made … Continue reading →

  Herkamer couldn’t believe the day he had just endured. The boss yelled at him; he had a flat tire on the way to work; he received a warning from an officer because of speeding from being late; a woman … Continue reading →

  Yesterday the convincing of a decorating television show led Gertrude to believe that she needed a change of carpet in her house. She moved and adjusted accessories around her room to try to relieve the inner urgings, but there … Continue reading →

  Gertrude was restless, and after three hours of spring cleaning, she decided to sit down and watch a little television. Her selection was the latest popular version of “your house isn’t good enough” otherwise known as the number one … Continue reading →

  Yesterday Herkamer, after a trip to buy only milk at the grocery, purchased a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolate covered almonds, and although he was on a diet, these were his greatest temptation. The story left … Continue reading →

  Yesterday, Herkamer put his favorite temptations Doritos and Chocolate covered almonds into his basket on the way to get some milk. Although he was on a diet, his purpose was to show those tasty treats that he could resist … Continue reading →